Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at...
No, I am definitely NOT looking for a serious relationship (so please dont ask and PLEASE don't keep going on about it -I find it arrogant and really insulting to my intelligence- it can be taken as a given!) I am looking for friends with benefits. For me, sex usually gets better as I get to know someone. I prefer to exchange recent and honest face photos via email, then...
Tell me your most outrageous kinks x
Hi, Firstly for some reason I appear to be listed as 30, just to be upfront I'm actually a bit older than that, but not loads! I'm looking for someone to have fun with, laugh and enjoy a bit of adult time on a regular basis. I have a stupid sense of humour and try not to take things too seriously, but I appreciate honesty and being upfront. If you...
My Partner refuses sex. Can't take it no more... Good girl, gone a little bad....
I'm a young, single, hard working professional looking for more of a work/ life balance and some people to help me achieve that! I'm fun, quite sporty, can be spontaneous and lead quite a busy life. Can always find space in the diary though.. I am looking for single men only.
About me:
I'm Scottish (if I could vote,it would be 'no')
I'm a passionate, sensual person. I'm large (size 22-24) I know I'm ugly and I'm fat
(hiding my wobbly tum and thighs in my photo) but I have curves.
I don't consider myself as sexy or good looking....neither apply to me....
I DO consider myself a sapiosexual, I have brains and intelligence, I'm polite, reliable, trustworthy, discrete, good sense...
Hot Chic here that knows what she wants and if it's you, your certainly know about it !
.I am looking for one man only..a friend and lover for a discreet relationship, please do not waste my time if you are on here for one-off !
I'm on here for the same reasons as everyone else sex and lots of it . I just want to have a laugh . I have a very dirty mind I love rough sex and big cocks I'm married with kids so I can only do daytime meets and no overnight stays . I like being held down and fucked very hard . I love hearing men talking dirty to...
I am normal in all ways. PLEASE DONT WINK AT ME - I DONT RESPOND TO WINKS I'm not looking for married or taken men. If your looking for NSA then I'm not interested in you... Move on and don't bore me. I hate being called luv darlin or such like. I am just looking for an honest normal bloke who is willing to meet up and see where it...
Fun loving, and naughty !!!!!! Curvy lady looking for man who likes something to hold, like somebody with a good sense of humour dose'nt take themselves to seriously
Cool woman seeks one cool man.
Can't accommodate but will travel within reason.
Prefer N. Londoners as its easier to meet up.
Dimples has yet to add her profile.
Hmmm what to put? Where to start?? .......
I'm looking for someone who likes/loves a woman with meat on their bones!!
I'm a BBW, looking for her Fuck buddy..... How hard can it be......
Not into MARRIED OR ATTACHED men!!!
Please only contact if you have a picture, I'm no oil painting but you can see me!!
Happy hunting!!! Mwah
engaged to my current partner so lookin for kinky passanate fun with single married attached men age 18 to 39 im on whatsapp, skype, BBM and wechat, kik, didi, tango. i love to try outdoor, indoor and public places as long as we are out off the sun but like to kiss inly on first meet in a coffee place etc dont like to rush the relationship. on first meet...
Update: Dominant man or cpl required to teach me a lesson A bit of an exhibitionist at heart. And most definitely a voyeur (the sight of a cock or sexual activity really turns me on). Love to have my photo taken by a man (or woman) telling me what to do. A little submissive? Maybe. Not sure what I want so let's see where this goes Work in London but...
Myself, easy to get on with and enjoy meeting new people and experiencing new things. I am in a serious relationship with my partner and we do play together only. We are looking for bi/bi curious M F and Couples to play with and see where it leads to. We have both been involved in many encounters and looking to meet clean discreet respectable people like ourselves. If you want...
A lover of life!..who likes to Dance like no one is watching...Sing like no one is listening...And live each day like its my LAST!!!..
Looking for Quality rather than Quantity!..One Amazing Guy to have fun with in and out of bed!
To enjoy fine wine..good food..And GREAT SEX ON A REGULAR BASIS...
SO...ONE HIT WONDERS NEED NOT APPLY!...XX
Well, this could be a horrible mistake!!!!
I'm pretty hilarious, most of the time its completely unintentional.
Busy shift worker.
Looking for something casual and would go for something a bit more regular if we both had enough fun. Said man needs to be able to hold an intelligent conversation and I'm ABSOLUTELY going to need to go for drink or two before any clothes come off!
I'm a dress...